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March 28,2003 - WALLSTREET TRADER DOES 350 MILLION OF DOLLARS IN TWO WEEKS (Wednesday March 19, 2003)

 

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.

"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.

When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.






March 27,2003 - SHOCKYMAP GIVES YOU PARIS AT 1/1000eme ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN

 

If you wish to get a very close view of any Parisian street or avenue, just enter the name of the location, zoom more and more and enjoy those detailed still pictures of Paris. It appears to use the same mapping style of Earthviewer (a similar programm that gives you detailed views of many locations worldwide, but just the Louvres in Paris -try it anyway, it's amazing if you own a decent 3d card).

The Eiffel Tower, snapshoted from www.shockymap.com :

Watch more at www.shockymap.com






March 27,2003 - MANIACS DO VIRUS EMAILING

 

I received, by email, more than 65 virus (and still counting) today. Quite fun, sometimes annoying, I can understand that war does turn up side down some sensitive people, but maybe they do not understand i don't work for my gov huhu.






March 25,2003 - MICROSOFT DIRECTX 9.0a RELEASED FOR ALL LANGUAGES

 


::download it here::

Microsoft DirectX is a group of technologies designed to make Windows-based computers an ideal platform for running and displaying applications rich in multimedia elements such as full-color graphics, video, 3D animation, and rich audio. DirectX 9.0 includes security and performance updates, along with many new features across all technologies, which can be accessed by applications using the DirectX 9.0 APIs. This release also resolves an issue with DirectX 9.0 where some multiplayer games or MSN Messenger may not work correctly. A number of minor bugs were also resolved.


System Requirements : Supported Operating Systems: Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP

File Name: dxwebsetup.exe

Download Size: 10 KB - 165317 KB

Date Published: 3/21/2003

Version: 9.0a






March 24,2003 - 'CHICAGO' TRIUMPHS AT OSCARS

 

(CNN) -- To paraphrase from a song not in the musical, "Chicago" was Oscar's kind of town Sunday night, winning six Academy Awards at a show full of upsets, emotion and some politics that couldn't be left at the door.

The musical of razzmatazz and "All That Jazz" became the first movie musical to win best picture since 1968's "Oliver!" It also took home Oscars for best supporting actress (Catherine Zeta-Jones), art direction, costume design, sound and film editing. "Chicago" had led all films with 13 nominations.

But even with "Chicago's" good feelings carrying the day, it was best actor Adrien Brody and best actress Nicole Kidman who brought the house down with their moving speeches.

Kidman, who won for her performance as Virginia Woolf in "The Hours," couldn't restrain her emotions as she accepted her award.

"Russell Crowe said don't cry if you get up there, and now I'm crying," she said. "I'm standing here in front of my mother and my daughter, and my whole life I wanted to make my mother proud, and now I want to make my daughter proud," she said, holding back tears.

Brody, who portrayed Jewish pianist Wladyslaw Szpilman in "The Pianist," the true story of a musician in a Warsaw ripped apart by World War II and the Holocaust, beat competition including Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Michael Caine and Nicolas Cage.

"This has been an amazing, amazing journey," said the somewhat stunned Brody. Then, after holding off the orchestra music that attempted to guide him offstage, he said, "It fills me with great joy, but also great sadness, because I'm accepting this award at such a strange time," he continued, referring to the war in Iraq. "Let's pray for a peaceful and swift resolution," he added to a standing ovation, and paid tribute to a friend serving in Kuwait.

In an upset, "Pianist" helmer Roman Polanski won best director. "Chicago" director Rob Marshall and "Gangs of New York" director Martin Scorsese -- the latter winless now in four directing nominations -- were thought to be the front-runners. Presenter Harrison Ford accepted on behalf of Polanski, who was also winless before this evening and who did not attend the ceremony in Los Angeles because he remains a fugitive from U.S. law.

Mentions of politics

For most of its first two hours, the Oscars managed to pretty much avoid any mention of politics. But as the evening wore on, there were more references to the war in Iraq, with varying responses.

Brody's talk was greeted warmly; presenter Susan Sarandon flashed a quick peace sign. Even Academy president Frank Pierson made a mention: "To the Iraqi people, let's have peace soon and live without war," he said to cheers, wishing for a swift end to the war.

Michael Moore's acceptance speech, however, earned applause from some -- but hoots of derision from others.

Accompanied on stage by his fellow documentary nominees, Moore, who won best documentary feature for "Bowling for Columbine," wasted no time in lighting into President Bush, the 2000 election and the war in Iraq.

"I've invited my fellow documentary nominees on stage with us here in solidarity with me," he said, "because we like non-fiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elect a fictitious president. We live in a time where we have a man who's sending us to war for fictitious reasons, whether it's the fiction of duct tape or the fiction of orange alerts. ... We have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. We are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you."

Moore expanded on his comments with the press backstage.

"I'm an American," he said. "You don't leave your citizenship behind when you enter the doors of the Kodak Theatre." He added that expressing opinions is "what I do. I do that in my filmmaking."

Asked what he thought of the catcalls, he said, "Don't report that there was a split decision in the hall because five loud people booed."

There was some protest activity outside the theater Sunday. Reuters reported a group of about 50 protesters at the intersection of Hollywood and Vine held signs saying, "One more American for peace" and "Bring U.S. soldiers home." At the opposite end of the street, a group supporting the troops waved American flags and had tied red, white and blue ribbons to the barricades.

Several upsets

Moore's speech, and the reaction to it, was the exception. Many winners were full of laughter and surprise.

The very pregnant Zeta-Jones chuckled as she walked to the stage to accept her award for best supporting actress from presenter Sean Connery.

"A Scotsman giving this Welsh girl ..." she said with delight, before laughing gleefully. She thanked her co-stars and fellow nominees, and then worked in a good word for her hometown of Swansea in south Wales.

Earlier, Chris Cooper accepted a supporting actor nod for his performance as a scraggly orchid thief in "Adaptation."

After thanking his fellow nominees, co-star Meryl Streep -- "working with this woman was like making great jazz," he said to the actress -- and, movingly, his wife, Cooper concluded his acceptance with some solemnity.

"In light of all the troubles in this world, I wish us all -- peace," he said.

Upsets grew numerous as the night went on. Besides Brody and Polanski, there was Eminem, who won best song for "Lose Yourself" from his movie "8 Mile," beating U2 and Paul Simon. (The rapper was a no-show.)

"Frida" won for best score. The movie also picked up an award for best makeup.

The German film "Nowhere in Africa" won for best foreign-language film. Best animated feature was won by the Japanese work "Spirited Away" against some very successful -- and big-budgeted -- Hollywood competition.

And in the screenwriting categories, Pedro Almodovar won for his Spanish-language script for "Talk to Her," and Ronald Harwood triumphed in adapted screenplay for his script for "The Pianist" -- the latter over favorites Charlie Kaufman ("Adaptation") and Bill Condon ("Chicago").

Oscar also remembered one of its legends with a posthumous award. Conrad L. Hall, a 10-time nominee who had previously won for "American Beauty" (1999) and "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" (1969), won the Oscar for best cinematography for "Road to Perdition." His son, Conrad W. Hall, accepted the award and paid tribute to his father.

Martin, with aplomb

Host Steve Martin kept things light throughout the evening, launching into jokes right away.

"Well, I'm glad they cut back on all the glitz," he said during his opening monologue. "You probably noticed there was no fancy red carpet tonight. That'll send them a message."

Martin also got off digs at large corporations, the "gay Mafia," Jack Nicholson, Mickey Rooney and Kathy Bates. "Jack Nicholson was in a hot tub with Kathy Bates," Martin said, referring to a scene in the film "About Schmidt," "but then, who hasn't been?"

Bates seemed pleasantly shocked.

Later, Martin described what it took to be a movie star. "They can be tall or short, thin or skinny," he said. "They can be Democrats, or ..." he paused, his voice trailing off, "or skinny."

And Martin, never at a loss for words, even had a riposte for Moore.

"It's so sweet backstage," he said. "The Teamsters are helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo."

The Oscars were one of the quickest of recent years, clocking in at around 3 1/2 hours and ending around midnight ET.






March 22,2003 - WEAPONS AGAINST IRAK : WHICH? COST?

 

Click here to get those informations in an interactive flash (in french).

[[source : l'express]]






March 21,2003 - MADE IN WARIO ON GAMEBOY ADVANCE ANNOUNCED TO BE RELEASED TODAY IN JAPAN

 

Made In Wario (aka Wario Ware) is a mix of mini fast games.

We do not know exactly how many but maybe more than 30. After the GBA game hit dealing with old Game & Watch titles (original and remasterised), Nintendo take us again to some years ago with a bunch mix of hot games, all compiled to play on a very very fast way !

After you finished each stages (yes, with boss included which is a harder lil' game, according to what we understood), you can replay each games and do highscores in games that go faster and faster each level you finish.

Here are SOME of the games you'll find in it

and

Get more infos (in Japanese) here






March 18,2003 - ONICKZ.COM IS NOT DEAD

 

We are currently moving part of A2D91 to a faster location so expect problems to reach A2D91 through ONICKZ.COM . Please try instead Deck91.com. See you soon.






March 17,2003 - NEW VIDEO ADDED : FALCON FIGHTER (SHORT VFX TEST)

 


Date : March 2003

Duration : 27 seconds

Format : Wm9 - 384K vbr peak - Stereo

Frame size : 320x240 (actually stretched)

Presented by the Wass'Up Team and A2D91

A short vfx test (10sec) by Onickz

presenting a Millenium Falcon lazering the well known Villa Belza (Biarritz, FR)

::watch it here::






March 15,2003 - ABOUT DISCREET CLEANER XL

 

More infos, more screenshots, more links etc at this simple url : http://www.onickz.com/cleanerXL

Introducing Discreet cleaner™ XL software for Microsoft® Windows® – packed with all the tools you need to transform ordinary media into something electrifying. High quality filters and total control of the industry's leading encoders let you create stunning Windows Media® 9 and QuickTime® 6 video. Use MPEG-4 and Kinoma™ to master video for handheld PDAs and cell phones.

Including a "big" screenshot (2259x767) of the new interface.

Discreet cleaner XL is already available at http://estore.discreet.com for USA, and will be soon for other countries (mid april).

It's THE professional video encoder!






March 12,2003 - WEBCAM ADDON FOR MSN MESSENGER

 

Now you can add live video to your MSN® Messenger sessions, thanks to advanced video technology by Logitech®. Show your best friends that new hair style. Delight the grandparents with little Joey's first smiles. Throw a kiss to that special someone. With a quick download and almost any web camera, it's easy to communicate via instant messaging while being viewed real time by your MSN Messenger contacts.



Best of all, your contacts require no special software to see your video. And, if your contacts have a web camera and download Webcam for MSN Messenger, you’ll enjoy two way face-to-face communication while instant messaging.


Download this addon here

[source : thedigitalresource.com]






March 08,2003 - "THE SIMS" - LIKE : THE OSBOURNES ONLINE !

 

Make The Osbournes live in their home from your PC, interact with The Prince of Fucking Darkness, his workaholic manager and wife Sharon, his shopaholic pop star daughter Kelly, and his son, the misfit record company scout Jack Osbourne.

Play it here






March 05,2003 - NINTENDO CONSOLE : NEXUS - FAKE OR NOT ? >> FAKE!

 

Here is the pic :

According to want we can read in this doc :

Clock frequ : 2.07Ghz

Gfx proc : Custom Ati Radeon

[source : FutureBytes.ch ]






March 05,2003 - SELECTION OF ANTI FRANCE & ANTI GERMANY WEBSITES

 

Those websites, despite a certain sense of humor, are done, and contributed, by analphabet people that think that :
- German are still nazi
- French forgot the US help in Normandy during the WW2
- etc :
come on and read, it worth it !

They reflect all other countries stupid people that think :
- All Arabs are terrorist
- We are still in WW2
- All Americans love Bush
- All Americans want war in Iraq
- Americans are the best and the untouchable
- Turkish suck and are easy to get with many dollars

Too funny, in fact. Take it easy and make yourself an opinion.

Links:
http://www.greatestjeneration.com
http://www.fuckfrance.com
http://thimblefulofthorns.blogspot.com/
http://www.thoseshirts.com/french.html
http://www.merdeinfrance.blogspot.com
http://www.bigloosecannon.com/francesucks.html
http://www.francesucks.net/
etc...

Remember honeys, we still hate Hitler, so do 97% of German people. And many many US veterans, much smarter that you, do NOT WANT any more war. Boycott is very tiny and won't help anything apart making us laugh on you all. Peace, and pity for those little boys.







 

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